Thursday 29 December 2016

Plans if you have no plans for NYE

New Year Eve, like many other celebrations is over rated. Studies suggest (not really a study but an unbiased observation of self) that most people party on New Year's Eve out of the sheer peer pressure. Drinks, food, over-dessed people, loud music, drunk dancing, draining all your savings on an event you won't even remember cause you're gonna be sloshed..you will see enough evidences of your friend's partying and giving real time updates cause they wanna rub it on your face and say I AM HAVING SO MUCH FUN YOU LIKING/REACTING LOSER ON FB.

Nonetheless, ignore all that. Let me suggest the mechanism or tell you alternate plans that can help you cope with the not-partying-on NYE scenario.

Spend Quality Time With Your Family: Presuming the other family members don't have party plans as well. Sit, chat, have drinks, gossip, talk about politics and the youth that irresponsibly parties, etc. etc. You can volunteer to cook for the fam-jam or just order food from outside. Ask the pizza delivery guy to join as well for crying out loud. This way you earn some brownie points of having prioritized your family over lack of any plans whatsoever meaningless partying.

Shopping Therapy: Log in to your Flipkart/ Amazon/ Jabong/ Myntra or whatever online shopping website sails your boat. I'm sure they will have some discounts for the wee hours shoppers..you kinda see a trend of them celebrating and discounting on special ocassions. So fret not, treat yourself with some clothes or gadgets or whatever :)


DO NOT LOG INTO SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS: Never should you ever commit the terrible mistake of logging onto your social media accounts and being the spectator of crazy partydom. People are gonna go live, tag places, upload pictures and videos and what not. You don't wanna be liking or commenting or reacting to such flaunters and feel sad for yourself. You can log in and watch but why see flashy displays of people with happening life.

Watch A Movie: Infact, watch your favorite movie/movies(if time allows) or binge watch your favorite show. Lay on your LaZboy, make some popcorns and sip that soda. Enjoy in cozy confines of your room. I can bet its gonna be better than those partying.

Indulge in a Hobby: Play some guitar, sing by renting a karaoke, read some book, write some greetings..basically indulge in something you've always wanted to indulge in. If you run out of ideas, you can easily think of good comebacks when people ask you what you did for the new year. You can even blog about how to get rid of the new year hangover cause people partying certainly need that. *pens down the topic for next post*

Create your own party: There are going to be people who are sailing in the same boat as you...like those not partying. Call them over to your place and indulge in some like-minded conversations. Yes, talk that talk.

Do some good deed on the 1st: How about starting your new year early morning with a list of good deeds that you can do. One of my friend is donating blood, and that's a great use of the 1st day of 2017. It also makes it special and memorable. So your good deeds can range from distributing sweets in an orphanage, donating blood, distributing blankets to the homeless to giving your maid a weekend and doing your chores by yourself. Little pleasures of life, eh?


So fret not, its not mandatory to party all night, dance like crazies, and wake up with the worst hangover. Actually, that's not how you should be welcoming the new year. So break 'em stereotypes and create your own rules.

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Wednesday 14 December 2016

Christmas Gift Guide for Men

Christmas is just around the corner and so is the bemusement of buying an appropriate present for your family, coterie and friends (with or without benefit). If you happen to be a social animal, you shall socialize the most around the December end. More socializing means more presents to buy, of course in return of one. 

Buying Christmas presents can be a tough chore for you, since you are biologically repellant to shopping and have the innate ability to buy the same thing in different colors. We provide you the list of items that shall be an intelligent buy and an ideal present:
  1. Food- What is Christmas without a cake? From the plethora of cake sizes, flavors and prices of the varied Christmas cakes, you can buy the one you want. Other eateries like cookies, chocolates, pastries and doughnuts are anyways a hit among people of all ages. You can gift baskets full of goodies; they will seem to be wholesome and sumptuous. Do consider the diabetics while deciding on buying a cake.
    Om Nom Nom
  1. Clothes- As Christmas falls within the coldest time of the year, there are many clothes and accessories that you could gift. Clothes, preferably woolens, can be a good Christmas present. If you don’t want to invest on expensive winter clothing, hats, mufflers, caps, are some of the clothing accessories which shall be economical and adequate while presenting.
    Go for clothes that are same for all sizes
  1.  Books and magazines- It is advisable to gift books and magazines, provided whomever you are gifting to, is educated. The books or magazines you intend to gift should be of the recipient’s interest. Like gifting an ‘Autocar magazine’ to a makeup aficionado is not such a good idea. You can gift bestseller novels, or even non best seller ones for they come cheaper. By gifting a book or a magazine of the reader’s interest, you not only are promoting education, but also bagging bulk discounts.
    Well? Read!
  1. Beauty and Wellness- Nothing proves to be a better gift for a female other than a beauty product. The cosmetics work wonders for a female, and you instantly earn extra marks for being so considerate. You can gift cosmetic items like lipstick, lip glosses, mascara, a set of hair brushes, and the list is endless. And let me tell you, nothing makes a woman happier than a set of expensive fragrance. You can also gift wellness items like weight reduction items or the ones that reduce hair fall, in case the people under question suffer from these problems. Please note that one might find such wellness presents offending if you don’t share a comfort level with that person.
    Sniff!!
  1. Music- You can buy CDs, MP3s and other music gifts. But gifts should be of the taste of the person you intend to gift it too. There are various music types like jazz, rock, country, etc. You can buy exclusive CDs relating to such music types of a particular band or limited compilation CDs, which have too much meaningful content. You can also gift a musical instrument if the recipient is interested in the same, and more importantly, you.
    Bas Bajna Chahiye Gaana
  1. Electronics- If your budget permits you, you can buy the following electronics and gadgets for the people who are close to you ( Of course you don’t intend to spend a fortune on buying expensive gadgets for every person you know):
·        Tablets – Apple iPad, Samsung Galaxy, etc.
·        Laptops and Netbooks – HP, Dell, MacBook, Toshiba, etc.
·        Mp3 Players – Apple iPod, Microsoft Zune, etc.
·        eReaders – Kindle, Nook, Sony eBook, etc.
·        Cameras and Camcorders – Canon, Nikon, Kodak, Sony, etc.
·        TV's – Samsung, LG, Vizio, Sony, Toshiba, Panasonic, Philips, etc.
·        Blue-Ray Players – Sony, LG, Panasonic, etc.
·        Consoles and Video Games – Sony PS3 and PSP, Microsoft Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii and DS, etc.
                              Make sure you buy  a product that everyone has heard of. The price should not influence your decision, since you can’t ensure a good deal when you buy in half the market price, as when we say the buyer’s not a fool, the seller’s not a fool either.
Please compute the ROI before investing

  1.   Beverages- Since you are going to drink anyways on a Christmas party, gifting beverages can be a sweet gesture. The plus point of presenting the beverage of your choice is that you don’t have to compromise on what you want to drink. A wide range of beverages for people of all ages and taste are available. From a vintage bottle of champagne to juices for kids, you can buy anything depending upon the taste and age of the recipient and of course your budget.
    Hic!!!

Ho!Ho!Ho!! Shop On Guys!!

Comic Con 2016 #Delhi

A comic book aficionado?
Superhero lover?
Living in your fantasy world?
And would literally like to live in your fantasy world?
Understand the Big Bang Theory as it is without reading the subtitles or never googling the things they say and talk about?

If you're affirmative to even one of the questions stated above, then you must, I repeat YOU MUST visit the Comic Con. A place where like minded people/weirdos/geeks/nerds get to be their true or fictional stuff with other like minded people/weirdos/geeks/nerds. The result, surprisingly, is an action packed three day event with kids, parents, singles mingling in activities and shopping fiesta with super hero/villain gusto.

Highlights of the Events:


For the Love of Wrestling
  • Guest List: Being a one of a kind event for the one of a kind people, the guest list included the hot shots of the cartoon, anime and all things geek industry. The list included Tim Richmond, cartoonist and illustrator for Mad Magazine, Cartoon Network, Marvel, National Geographic, etc., Nicholas Wild, Artist and writer of Kabul Disco and Silent was Zarathustra, Joe Harris, Author of X-files Comics, Batman Joker's asylum, Gaurav Gera of the Shopkeeper fame, Rana Daggubati *whistles*. So you can click pictures, if lucky, talk to them, if luckier or just see them bask in the awesomeness they possess. 
  • The WWE: We all have that childhood fantasy of wrapping the hefty WWE champion belt around our waist. But can that dream ever come true without entering the wrestling ring and getting beaten up by your opponent? Yes. Comic con made it come true. You get to pose or dance or cry with happiness with the World Champion belt that you get to momentarily hold. The queue is long but so is the reward, what say?
  • AXN: Promoting several shows, AXN had bunch of activities that you got to do flaunting your skills or lack of any. The activities were varied and so were the participants. Interesting stuffs they had laid out there. (Psst: You even got to feel like a hero saving your friend who volunteers to get locked up for you to feel like a hero. Setting new friendship goals, hi-5 AXN!!)
  • Baahubali on VR: Need I say more? The most incredibly shot movie with the most incredible effects you saw on 3D. Now you got to watch the trailer on Virtual Reality. Just how much can you thank Comic Con for letting you actually step into Baahubali's world.
  • Slap Popcorns: Just 20 bucks, incredibly delicious, fast service and you have the great american snack in your hands. I bought lots of peri-peri ones cause they were just so tangy and good!!
  • Pose with the storm trooper: Like who doesn't want to live their star wars fantasy. Even the queue builds up your excitement till you finally get to pose the way you like with the Trooper.
  • Shopping: Superhero T-shirts, live comic illustrations of self for 500 bucks, illustrative posters, coasters, costumes, head bands, poster clocks, superhero accessories, collectibles and what not...there's just so much shopping you can do and so many things you want to buy. Just, ahh, save for the event next year.
Collectibles that make you cry with Happiness
Must haves
The prices are decent with INR 375 for one day pass, there's a decently priced 3 days pass and a buddy pass as well (group entries). The price is economical considering the fun you're gonna have. There was a food court as well with leading chains. Saw people hogging in their super hero attires. Funny sight that was.

Though they can work better with the parking facilities at the location, i.e NSIC Ground, Okhla, cause I literally had to emotionally blackmail them (for all the valid reasons) to give me that last parking spot left, I think the event is a big hit and you should definitely attend next year.

Have fun...Do Not Miss Next Year!!



Thank you for stating the fact


Friday 2 December 2016

Sona Kitna Sona Hai Is the Rhetoric Question of the Day!!

Government is surprising us left and right these days. And well, its amusing to see people who thought this investment was safe, that investment was safe to sit with a calculator and calculate corresponding taxes.

An Indian favorite, something that pleases your wife and is a public display of your wealth, some family heirloom, while some just coins waiting to be encashed in times of need. We are golden people, quite literally like Bappy Lahiri.


Gold Bina Chain Kahan Re

So, what now? Do we pay tax on all the jewelry we have in our bank lockers? or personal lockers? Or the ones we are currently wearing? Who will wear the jewelry when seized? To help you out with the questions, let's understand what the Government is actually saying:

No tax will be imposed on jewellery/gold purchased out of disclosed income. 

The disclosed income is one in your bank or the cash balance that you pay tax on..post disclosure. Jewelry can mean all sorts of jewelries..platinum, gold, diamond. They also mention gold separately because some people prefer buying gold with investment prospects- rich in bricks and poor in coins. It also includes exempted income and reasonable household savings. Obviously no woman saves around 5-10 lacks as household saving. The reasonability of a saving can be determined on the basis of the average household income that you have.

The Amended I-T Act will also not apply to tax ancestral jewellery and gold.

So you have rich ancestors or family heirlooms running from generation after generation. We have seen movies where the saas handing over the khaandani kangans to the bahu made us set daughter-in-law goals. So the ancestral jewelry would also not be covered under the Act, because we value the Indian culture of khandaani zevar!!




No seizure of gold jewellery up to 500 gm per married lady, 250 gm per unmarried lady and 100 gm per male in I-T searches.
The Government thinks that 500 gms(approx 15 lacs as per current rate) is adequate jewelry a married lady should own during her lifetime. Little do they understand that wearing the same jewelry to every family function would make them look so normal. Ostentatiousness runs in our blood and we like to flaunt. Nevertheless, the flaunting comes at a risk now. 

Some questions, that may arise, considering the financial paranoia we are waking up with these days. Let us understand this better:

Q: Is there a limit on the amount of jewelry one can hold or purchase?

A: No, there's no limit as long as the jewelry has been purchased from disclosed income, exempted income (like agricultural income), reasonable household savings and inheritance.

Q: How can the Government seize our gold?

A: The limits specified, namely 500 gms per married lady, 250 gms per unmarried lady and 100 gms per male are only applicable when any search proceedings are going on by the Income Tax department, which in other terms we also refer to as raid!! 



The search proceedings are initiated by the Government if the Authorized Officer is in possession of information that:

  • You were served a summon u/s 131(1) or a notice u/s 142(1) to produce books of accounts or documents, and you failed to produce the same.
  • If a summon u/s 131(1) or a notice u/s 142(1) is issued or might be issued, the officer believes you are not likely to produce or caused to be produced books of accounts or other documents relevant for such proceedings
  • You are in possession of money, bullion, jewelry or other valuable article or thing and such property wholly or partly has not been or would not be disclosed.
Q: When a search is being conducted and its part of the family tradition to have that kind of jewelry, what then?
A: It is the discretion of the officer conducting the search not to seize higher quantity of gold jewelry based on factors including family customs and traditions.


So all those who rushed to the jewelers converting their black money into gold was a sane idea, who's laughing now?!


P.S. Have more questions. Post in the comments.


Thursday 1 December 2016

Treebo Voucher #Giveaway Win a Free Stay!!!

Winter is here!! and who doesn't like travelling around this season?


So, if you have your travelling plans all figured out, participate in a contest where you can win A FREE ROOM NIGHT IN ANY TREEBO HOTEL ACROSS INDIA.

Yea, you heard it right!!

All you have to do is follow the blog and tell me about your unique travel plans in the comments section below. The quirkier, the better. 

Terms and Conditions of free Treebo Night:

  • Contest duration is from 1st December'2016-4th December'2016
  • Offer is applicable across all Treebo Hotel properties
  • Voucher with a one time unique code will be emailed to the winner
  • The redemption of free night is applicable on bookings made from 1st November to 31st January 2017 for stays till 15th February 2017
  • Offer is applicable for one free room night, single time booking only
  • The free room night offer is applicable only on room tariffs and one day complementary breakfast. All other extra charges like laundry and room service, if any, will be billed at the time of check out.
  • Treebo company policies apply to all guests
  • Winner to be announced on 5th December'2016
Hurry Up!! What are you waiting for?? Pack your bags already!!!

#Travel #Giveaway #India

Wednesday 30 November 2016

50 Fun Questions for a Rapid Fire Game

So, the office leaves no stone unturned as far as the mixing up of colleagues is concerned. And some of the games actually are interesting, fun and you get to know a lot about your colleague's otherwise elusive life. When a session like this was conducted, where a randomly picked victim had to sit on the hot seat and answer questions which can range from professional to a personal..infact very personal level, I realized people were coming up with placid questions like "What's your favorite pastime",etc.

The session started. We live in a country where somebody has to break the ice. So before somebody kills the game with mundane questions like What's your hobby? What's your pet's name, etc. take a leap through the awkward silence and heading towards Entertainment! Entertainmet! Entertainment!

Therefore, I thought of coming up with list of fun rapid fire questions that you can ask playfully and might as well get to know a great deal about the person under question's question (like a questionable inception). 

Here you Go!!

  1. Define yourself in one term?
  2. If there was one bollywood dialogue you could say to your boss, what would it be?
  3. Whom are you currently stalking on social media?
  4. What is the most deepest fear that you have?
  5. If you were to trade your professional life with someone, who would it be?
  6. Who is the most attractive person in the room?
  7. Your worst date ever?
  8. The most obnoxious proposal you've ever received?
  9. Who is the guy/girl you've recently friendzoned and why?
  10. If the world was ending and you were to save only one person, who would it be?
  11. Whom are you jealous of and why?
  12. Have you ever done something you regretted doing immediately?
  13. Your comfort food?
  14. Define your love life in a bollywood title?
  15. The band that you pretend to like to be more socially acceptable?
  16. The song that you actually listen to when going to sleep?
  17. One advice that you have for your boss?
  18. If you had an option of being a super human, who would you be?
  19. Which is that one book you've bought but never read?
  20. Who would you voluntarily give your TV remote to?
  21. One bad habit of yours that you're working on?
  22. Your most embarrassing nickname and the reason behind it?
  23. Who's the first person on your speed dial?
  24. Have you ever quit doing something for the fear of losing?
  25. What is your mid night hunger pang meal?
  26. What is your favorite current TV series?
  27. What is that one taunt your mother always gives you?
  28. Which is that one thing what you don't do cause you don't have that kind of money?
  29. What is your to-do task for the weekend?
  30. What is that one piece of advice you have for the opposite sex?
  31. If you could go back in time and change one decision of yours, what would it be?
  32. What is that one thing you do very very carefully?
  33. How long did it take for you to get over your previous relationship?
  34. One thing you can't leave your home without, and if you do, you go back to get it?
  35. If you see someone wearing exactly the same clothes as you, what would you say/do?
  36. Whom do you complement because you have literally nothing else to say?
  37. How often do you check your facebook/twitter/instagram in a day?
  38. When home alone, what do you do?
  39. The song that defines your life right now?
  40. What is that one thing about you that no one in the room knows?
  41. Which is the most recent problem of yours that you've googled?
  42. What makes you cry at movies?
  43. One thing that you swore that you'd never do?
  44. What is that one thing you can't share with any one cause its that precious to you?
  45. Who gets you most of the times even though they don't know you very well?
  46. Have you ever escaped from a date, if yes, why?
  47. If you have to exhaust 1 million dollars in a day, how would you do that?
  48. Who do you believe really needs a makeover in this room?
  49. What is that one weird thing you've done to attract someone you like?
  50. What would be your apt weekend activity?
The above questions would definitely give you a sneak peak into the person's life and you'd get to know them better. Its best when you don't give the person time enough to think, tops..4 seconds. Well, get to know them better and any great answers you've received let me know.

Tuesday 29 November 2016

How to Avoid The "When Are You Getting Married" question #LikeABoss

The wedding season is on and so are the inquisitive levels of all the older women who are concerned about our single life. It is of immense importance to them to know what are your plans, so that they can share them over kitty parties with other women who even remotely know you. They have the questions that will not only crush your party plans, but also leave you introspect into your love life or the non-existence of any, and God Forbid, succumb vulnerably to their instant prospective matrimony options.

"When are you getting married?" "So now that you are settled, what next" "All the good grooms are being taken already" "Are You Lebanese?(Those who have seen Dear Zindagi would know)" are the questions that would be too personal to be brought up socially but there's no privacy with the aunties. So, Fret not and figure out the following options and emergency responses and chose what suits you well.

Harry Potter's Cloak of Invisibility 
See You Later Aunty Gator

Remember how Potter would avoid the bullies wearing the invisibility cloak? I found one on Amazon but don't know how well the product works. Tell me how it works ;)
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Give Shocking Responses

So, you either can cry yourself to sleep affected by such questions or instead you can face those over dressed nightmares with upfront responses. The responses that shut them up. Sample responses, to be chosen at your own risk:


"I'm Living in instead, and its better"

"Still figuring out if he's really the one"

"His ring wasn't fancier enough, so I passed"

"He's not Husband material"

"Single and Having a Pringle"

"If you're giving me a fancy wedding gift, I'll contemplate the same"

These questions will make her fumble and she will flutter away like a heavily decked butterfly.

Ask Counter Questions

The best way to quieten certain people is asking them something further more embarrassing. They will probably avoid you thereafter. Sample questions, also add some extra dramatic expressions for added effect:
Super embarrassed but GOTS to SMILE

















"And You're Asking That Because...?" 

"Your son passed that exam? He flunked once right?"

"You've been married for 25 years, how's it going" 

"Its amazing I don't even remember how I'm related to you and you're concerned about my marriage"

"Haven't you put on too much weight?"

"Is that jewelry real, like I'll not buy something like that for my wedding"

"Any rich lad in sight?"

Have fun with them

Offer to sit with them, for fulfilling their very desire of attention. 

Judge other people and ask about their POV on who's who, who's wearing what and they will want to get rid of you cause there are many other single women and men in the party whom they want to tie in the pious knot of matrimony. Also, need new gossip for the kitty party. 

Change the Topic

This is the good girl way out. Change the topic oh-so-nonchalantly that the aunty can't think past the compliments and you become her instant favorite, who knows if she actually has a Bruce Wayne in sight? Compliment her. Ask about her saree, her jewelry, where did she buy all that from, has she lost weight cause it looks like she did, she look half her age, she looks like her daughter's sister, etc. etc. She will forget about everything and answer you like its a narrative question in board exams.

This way you don't make enemies and earn some brownie points as well.

So go party and have a blast at your friend's, cousin's or whosoever's wedding you wanna have a blast at. Hope the above tips come handy. Though, new ideas are always welcome. :)

#DearZindagi will make you Sit back, Relax and shed a tear or two!

Dear Zindagi has mixed reviews. Some find it introspective, some find it excruciatingly long and sermon giving. Some find it too relatable, some couldn't stay longer post interval. So if you're heading to the theater expecting some song and dance sequence, some upfront jokes, double meaning jokes, and other bollywood-esque stereotypes, then please change your mentality but do not miss the movie. Why, you ask? Let me list it all down for you:

Acting par excellence, by both Shah Rukh Khan and Alia Bhatt. SRK, who has taken a leap by the laid back role of a Dimag Ka Doctor complacent with his own ways and clientele, one to be precise. Barely saw any other client visiting the doctor. Alia proves that she's good at what she does. What if she doesn't know basic G.K. questions, but as far as her job is concerned, she has aced her role as a talented, career-centric, selfish, spurned, damsel in distress with such nonchalance that you can't help but feel her happiness, dismay, jealousy, confusion, etc. And isn't that the way we are, how often are we able to talk about our feelings with someone who isn't going to judge us or provide us with a solution.

The Alia Breakdown scene. If you don't feel a lump in your throat in that scene, you probably are stone hearted. The ease with which Kaira narrates the feeling of a 6 year old abandoned by her parents who are trying to figure life out for themselves. You can, at some point, relate to the complaints she has from her parents assuming that at some point or the other we all have been angry with our parents for one reason or the other. Whether it be the jealousy from the attention they gave to your younger sibling, enforced a career on you, had unrealistic expectations you had to live up to, the list is endless. If anything, it will at least sort out your undisclosed childhood issues. Dr. Khan (SRK) mentions with utmost ease "Ek baar, apne parents ko maa-baap ke unche ohde se thoda neeche, regular logon ki tarah dekho". You understand that humans make mistakes and its natural. So, forgiving becomes easy.

Subtle messages. Gauri Shinde has brought into light many strong messages with such subtlety that they don't seem like the heart of the movie but the message is very well conveyed. For instance, accommodation problems for single women in cosmopolitan cities, labeling women based on their partners and women being affected by such labels, acceptance of homosexuality in Bollywood, etc. So, these are just a few issues that are brought up oh-so-casually.

Ze Therapist. When your psychiatrist is as suave and gentlemanly as SRK, you can't help but spend most time at his clinic than anywhere else. He is natural, powerful and every single word uttered by him has a meaning to it. With limited screen time, he has made the difference.

Goa like never before. Serene beaches, affluent houses, no pollution, the Goa shown in the movie is so beautiful, you end up booking a vacation when in the middle of the movie itself to play Kabbadi with the waves. Just wondering where was this Goa in my recent vacation there?

You walk out with a smile on your face. With settled issues, emotions sorted, understanding life as it comes, as Kaira dances her way back to her place, so would you, with a million dollar smile on your face.

A feel good film. Stick through the first half, it gets better, I promise!!